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Monday, June 14, 2004

Courtesy of Dead Ringers

"And now, we're going to go live to some townhall somewhere in England and talk to some politician or other whose waiting to speak to us. Oh, hello, and how would you sum up this evening?"

"Well, it's categorically been a success for us and the other two parties didn't stand a chance. What we can take away from this evening is that we've made real progress and nothing is going to take that away, whatever bluster the other parties come out with"

"Erm, and which party are you from?"

"I don't think that's relevant. The crucial thing is that I've said the right thing in a reassuring voice and, more importantly... I sounded like I meant it."


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